Hilarities of Henry

Here are a few recent conversations I've had with Henry:

While applying my deodorant the other day...

Henry :"What is that for?"

Mom: "Its for grown ups so we don't stink"

Henry: "Dinosaurs are extinct"

While dining out after our Bike the Drive event this weekend, Henry saddled up to the bar stool at the bar.

The rest of us filed into a booth.

Henry came back to us a minute later as we were all discussing menu and drink options.

The bartender walks back to us with a glass of milk, setting it in front of Henry.

We all look at each other, with the I didn't order that for him face.

Bartender: "I think this is the first glass of milk ever ordered at the bar"

Henry :"Thank you"